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June 24th, 2003


creationsshadow
10:23 pm - HUMANS NEVER CEASE TO BEMUSE ME
I HAVE NO WORDS TO EXPLAIN MY CONFUSION. ARE THESE THINGS ACCURATE? I HAVE CROSS CHECKED A COUPLE WITH MY RECORDS AND THEY CERTAINLY CORRELATE TO WITHIN A FEW MONTHS. HOW DO HUMANS CALCULATE THIS WITHOUT ACCESS TO ME RESOURCES?

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CROWLEY? KINDLY KEEP YOUR TEETH TO YOURSELF. MASTER YOUNG? IT MAY BE BEST TO IGNORE THIS.
Current Music: NORMAN GREENBAUM - SPIRIT IN THE SKY

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June 19th, 2003


pepper_spitfire
07:02 pm
Summer!!1

Were playing outside instead of on the computer. maybe after we read this new book were all buyin we'll get ideas for new games to play. I hope its exciting. and that the girls play bigger parts. and beat up a lot of villians.

that would be tops.

I think we should all get special tattoos that say "were the them, and you aren't!" maybe later, after we go swimming.

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June 18th, 2003


creationsshadow
12:57 am - I AM IN NEED OF SOME ADVICE.
THE WEDDING TO WHICH I HAVE BEEN INVITED IS IN SIXTEEN DAYS TIME.

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I RARELY HAVE ANY BUSINESS IN CHURCHES, MY BUSINESS GENERALLY BEING CONCLUDED WELL BEFORE THAT STAGE IN THE PROCEEDINGS. SHOULD I BE AWARE OF ANY CUSTOMS OR PROCEDURES?

THE INVITATION WAS ADDRESSED TO "MISTER PRESLEY PLUS GUEST". IS THIS USUAL? ARE THERE ANY COMMON CUSTOMS COVERING THIS? I DO NOT WISH TO CAUSE OFFENCE.
Current Mood: anxiousanxious
Current Music: ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG

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June 16th, 2003


ineffablebooks
01:14 pm
Is this working? Can you see this?

I am terribly sorry that I've been so remiss in these updates. The device - COMPUTER SAYS OH NO WHY ARE THE LETTERS SO BIG wait, that's better. Thank you Crowley. Anyway, the computer did this strange thing where the screen turned blue and no matter what buttons I pressed, nothing seemed to fix it. Most disquieting.

So, I replaced the computer. It's taking a bit of getting used to but I think I'm getting along well enough. The new machine is very lovely, looks a bit like a flowerpot. Crowley likes the name: Apple. This does not surprise me, though I suppose I can see the irony in the situation.

I have been a bit busy as well. There was that bit of disturbance going on in the Middle East that needed sorting out, and goodness me did the dodgy business with SARS take a long time to settle down. I've certainly got my work cut out for me!

Now then, I've got to be off. Crowley is looking for lunch, and a hungry demon is - well, do any of you recall the Hundred Years War? Yes, well. Best be off to feed him and prevent another catasrophe.

Er, Metatron? Expect a report on your desk (have you got a desk? I've never seen your office, actually) tomorrow morning.
Current Mood: rushedrushed

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creationsshadow
07:24 pm
METATRON, YOU ASKED WHAT WE WERE ALL UP TO HERE. I HAVE BEEN - OCCUPIED - WITH otherwhiterider'S RECENT ACCIDENT, NOT TO MENTION TIDYING IN PREPARATION FOR MS. DEVICE'S VISIT. VINEGAR MAKES AN EXCELLENT WINDOW CLEANING SOLUTION, I HAVE FOUND. UNFORTUNATELY, THE ODOUR IRRITATES LILY'S NASAL PASSAGES, AND SHE RETALIATED BY SNEEZING, LOUDLY, REPEATEDLY AND STICKILY ON MY CLEAN LAUNDRY, NOT TO MENTION DECAPITATING A GNOME FROM THE GARDEN. I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING TAKING HER WITH ME ON MY ROUNDS IN ORDER THAT SHE MAY AGE TO A POINT WHERE WANTON DESTRUCTION IS NOT AN INTEGRAL PART OF HER PERSONALITY.

CROWLEY, I THINK THIS WOULD BE ANOTHER OF YOUR RECORDINGS?
Current Mood: exanimateexanimate
Current Music: POISON; FALLEN ANGEL. CROWLEY?

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June 15th, 2003


red_zuigiber
09:35 pm


This is what I have to work with...I fear for my job.

*sips her strawberry daquiri*

Oh! And *raises glass to otherwhiterider* Welcome to the club, love. *wink*
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: VNV Nation - Darkangel (Gabriel)

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otherwhiterider
07:50 pm
I see my associate filled you all in on what happened - I've got to say this is a rather fast return to things, the way they put you through the wringer in that department.
But they could have at least given me the courtesy of remembering the only bodies they had left were female, couldn't they? (Well, they probably couldn't as that wouldn't frustrate people enough...)
Carmine, Miss Device, I daresay you've got more... experince with this sort of thing than I do. Any advice you could offer would be appreciated, as I've got to get through a few centuries at least with this...
Current Mood: I mean, really...

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June 8th, 2003


otherwhiterider
11:03 pm - ...Er.
This isn't - wossname, it was on the tip of my tongue a minute ago, oh sod it - otherwhiterider. Wouldn't call myself a friend either, seeing as if he has the knack I suspect he saves it for others. I'm an associate, more like.
Anyway. He, um, managed to get himself electrocuted early last week. Pretty bad lighting storm, I don't suppose anyone ever told him you're meant to stay off the computer during those things. I'd tell you he was in the middle of something for... well, for this setup, but odds are he was coding another computer virus. (Honestly, I don't know what he sees in the things...)
Knowing him he'll be back by the end of this week. Still don't know how he does that, and I rather dount I want to. Just I found the specs for this place with some of his stuff and thought maybe you needed to know...
Current Music: some random Queen song on radio

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June 7th, 2003


cat_worrier
12:04 am - It is quite difficult to type with paws.
But Dog perserveres. Just learned that word from Anathema. The Master visited and Dog went along and ate caterpillars.

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June 6th, 2003


of_golden_fire
11:41 pm - Ahem.
And lo, there appeared a column a flame, and within that column could be discerned the form of an angel; the angel spoke with a Voice deep as rivers and old as mountains, and said unto thee:

What are all of you doing down there???

It has come to our attention that these less-than-celestial activity logs have been sorely neglected of late, most particularly by a certain field agent with whom, we feel, we have been more than merciful in our dealings. Despite the obvious proof that this system is not functioning as intended, we have been instructed to, in layman's terms, 'give it another go.'

Thus we expect to hear from certain angels and assorted company very soon. That is not a request.

FIN
Current Mood: peeved
Current Music: Johannes Brahms - Schaffe in mir, Gott

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